Actually I heard a similar but significantly different riddle. . .
If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long will it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a hole in the side of a battleship??
It can’t . . . why? because there aren’t any bones in bananas. . .
or the even BIGGER riddle. . . why in the heck did i even do this???
you are crazy
I don’t know but I found leaves in my custard and now there’s an elephant living in my hair.
that weed is something, aint it?:-)
ooo i said this same question to my english teacher! he was like whaaaa?
anyway, the answer is 77
I don’t know but the Ocean is asalting the beach!
The answer is: The third man ordered Milk.
four
None!!! I heard this a long time ago, thought it was crazy then too!
how many nurses does it take to put your straight jacket on?
(hint: there’s no igloos in china)
Actually I heard a similar but significantly different riddle. . .
If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long will it take a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a hole in the side of a battleship??
It can’t . . . why? because there aren’t any bones in bananas. . .
or the even BIGGER riddle. . . why in the heck did i even do this???
Surrealism. LOL.
the question is not “how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse”, it is “how long will the teacup live in the doghouse?”
love it (“,)
the answer is– the parsnip on my shoulder wears rectangular cufflinks.