I have a plan….
First I have to get a boat. (or steal one.) Then I’ll go to the middle of the ocean. Zombies can’t swim! Duh!
Gabby-
1. Zombies are too stupid to figure out how to drive a boat.
2. There is no such thing as Jason! Everybody knows that!
Get in a truck and run over them!
I’m going to get a ticket on to your boat. . . because that plan is better than my plan. Haha.
I’ll get an axe and kill em all.
actually they CAN swim i would know i am a zombie
Get in my room ,then into the corner, then into the fetal position.
Do you have room in that boat? lol
what about zombie sharks?
I’ve seen just about every zombie movie ever made. I think I would do just fine.
Use a chainsaw. . . even though there isn’t one in my garage =
Plan A:
Gather my army of vampires (manly vampires, not Edward Cullen vampires) and start a war. Then sit on the sidelines and cheer. Go Vampires!
Plan B: (If the war fails) Find Tallahassee and follow 10 steps behind him at all times while wearing my ice hockey gear for protection.
A) The Zombies can get boats too.
B) Who are you going to steal or get the boat from? They might be Zombies too
C) Jason could pop out of the water and DESTROY YOUUU!!!!!
SO. . .
Make sure you have a firearm with you at all times, fully loaded with extra amo.
Make sure you are in good enough shape to run for your life.
ALWAYS STAY ON LAND.
Trust no one AND
THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE!!!!!
DOUBLE TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck, my friend
GN
Hope you pack lots of food and water on your boat and gasoline and a spare batteries. . .
but anyway for the zombie apocalypse I plan to acquire a boat or small airplane and get myself to the nearest island that can sustain a modest farm (those Y2K survival kits will finally come in handy) this is all assuming the zombie creating virus isn’t airborne and in that case you probably wouldn’t need to worry about a plan
I will not do anything when zombies attack, I will organize before they commence the invasion!
We will need knives, lots of it. We’ll aim for the head, keep low to the ground, no place is safe, we must have lots of supply of bikes, cars will provide no use to us as there are many Zombie mechanics and deconstruct the cars.
Your plan will fail as there are scuba Zombies, let’s not under-estimate the threat!