Let’s be LOLYAP’s all day long!
BG, c’mon give us a song,
y’know, one a dem bawdy ditties.
Mtheory! show us your titties!
Whatsit said they’re a must see!
(i hear they’re kinda pretty)Gee!
While we’re thinkin like that,
where’s Mighty Tighty Whitey?
we like you guys to strut your stuff
and I do hope that’s alrighty.
oh, BG, don’t forget
that Texan bobble -headed gal
that you ‘dopted. ‘cuz she opted
to be a positive to pals!
she’s the one, btw,
that inspired this chaotic glee.
if i were stuck in traffic,
i’d want her to ride with me.
(cause her head would bobble.
that’s just what they do)
come to think of it,
we could bobble
all the heads at Yahoo!
except for Ia—-oops
no one say that name-
he don’t like fun in poetry
he won’t play any of our games.
i will bring some koolaid
and not the Jim Jones kind…
oh. that’s not funny.
It’s the daily grind.
But I digress and now the mess
in the gulf is on my thinker
i wish we could make a contraption
designed by Dr. Seuss! (the stinker!)
and what would it do, you ask?
why, suck up a lot of oil!
and then it would pass out to everyone
hats made from aluminum foil
and then we’d drive the oil sucker
straight out to the launch pad,
and send it up to Mars
(oh won’t THEY be mad!)
buk and ma on a see-saw!
Hiram does a jig!
IWMD’s oh so sexy,
wearin’ nuttin but a leaf of a fig.
nonny’s got a sailboat
let’s all get onboard!
We’ll Gather our Blue
and send it through
a purple Passion fjord!
Aspira, you come too,
And Nancy, Semp, and Reg!
Oh, dear guru-guiding Ben
and Professor, yessir, get a leg!
Sin should really be here, pfffft.
I bet she’d get choked up
about the sentimental
(emphasis on MENTAL)
oh well, still everyone say, “Sin! ‘Sup?
Oh heck, you’re all invited,
every woman, beast and man!
A little ghost will lead
were off to a bridge in Pakistan!
We’ve been invited by Zahid!
now lastly. We could really
use our Giggles
she’s so silly.
I like the way my stomach lurches
when the road is hilly.
Now c’mon YAP’s you know
you can’t resit a real good LOL.
I can’t think of a better group
to spend today with than Y’All!!!
LOVE YOU GUYS! lc ((((((****H-U-G-S****))))))
Oh mayun. . . what about DON-KEY?!?!? Wannnhhh hahhhnnnn (*tough bein’ da new kid. . . ’specially for someone who’s been outta the habit this many. . . ummmmmm. . . weeks. . . yeah. . . weeks!) Well I’m jes cuh-rashin’ yer party, cuz I happen to be a HUG AFFICIANADO! An’ I wants IN!
SHOOT. . . I even writ you a HAPPY POEM. . . an’ dis da t’anks I get!
Thanks LC
Went down to the local american sweet shop today, bought kool aid, had no idea what a quart was, totally messed it us, good thing I had the grape fanta and the raspberry iced tea to back up!
I can see us all going off into the sunset reading poetry having fun. . . ah how awesome it would be. . . and then because we all are having too much fun we forget that no bodies driving and we all fall right into a ravine, damn that would be dissappointing.
LOVED your poem, it’s nice, this kind of poem brings us all together.
H U G S ((()))
OMG, haha, you make me laugh.
Hi nice poem and very funny it just lift my spirit up i laugh so much every one in the house wanted to now what was the matter with me girl you are silly i needed that to make my day Vivid and rhyming and very humorist i enjoyed it.
hahaha that’s so freaking funny
i like it!!!
answer mine?
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HAHA! U had me smiling and laughing the whole way! That was too funny, and CLEVER! Who else (besides you) would think up a poem about a ton of there contacts! Hey, I’m coming to this party. . Sounds like some fun!
Dang little girl
Come up for air
Give yer hair a twirl
Doncha be square
Ol’ Whitey’s near nude
Come sit on my lap
Don’t do nuttin’ lewd
I’m a horny ol’ chap.
Jes don’t invite Ned
He’s a nasty ol’ bloke
He’s got rocks in his head
From the weird purple smoke.
C’mon little darlin
Me un you git entwined
My unders are snarlin’
And if ya don’t mind
I’ll come to the party
Au naturelle.
I’m a three-legged smarty
And I’m sweet on ya belle.
There it is! Proof positive that you have entirely too much time on your hands!!!
hahahahah! I loved it! How kind of you to rally up the gang like this.
Buk and I on a seesaw???? Ummmmm. . . . he’s like three times my size, I don’t think it would work!
It would see, but never saw.
Thanks, LC! This place has been so dead, this was a great way to liven it up a bit!
Major kudos to you!
Okay, Girlie, here’s a bit of something, though it’s one of the bumpiest I’ve writ for a while (May I blame the medication? lol)
For my Darlin’, LC. . .
Jilly was tending bar when Buck come strollin’ in
through those swingin’ doors for a drink of gin
He’d been on the trail of a wanted man
But Jilly had been, too, and she wanted him
Buck was good lookin’ so Jilly didn’t mind
So she set about baitin’ up her hook and line
Now Buck’s profession had made him pretty wise
But that left as soon as he looked inta Jilly’s eyes
Her eyes burned inta his, so smouldering and hot
The wanted man he wanted was instantly forgot
As the tale ends, well Jilly got her man
Old Buck had fallen nicely inta Jilly’s plan
Buck gave up huntin’ bounties, bought a little farm
Jilly kept him there, where he could do no harm
Of course, the wanted man got far enough away
No one ever caught him, at least at’s what they say
It just proves again, how blood’s thicker than water
Jilly hooked a man to save her baby brother
You missed Shirley, and I miss Giggles.
And Cassie, Ronnie, What’s it to you, and Rayven what a guy! Hey Questor’s waiting and so is Linda, and Koye and Shirley too. Now give me copies of your invitation, so I can hand them over to Elizabeth and Blue Feather, Dana, and Mr. Happy himself Hiram! Oh, can’t forget witty guy DannyR – another “what a guy”! And Brevsky, Kelly and Gideon on fire. I guess you’ve covered most of them. Good work, tight hugs, it’s a long way to Pakistan!
Mtheory does have a great chest
I just can’t resist!!!!!!!
((((( H U G S )))))
your a sweet thing with class
I look for your stuff you make me laugh, you make me cry, but mostly I feel you, thanks for sharing with us so openly LC you have a gift.