I think a swamp would be a really fun thing to have, with lots of swamp rats. How can I get the parks service to build one? We have, like, a big lake you could use to make a swamp and there’s already one alligator in it, plus I hear Bigfoot likes the swamp. We also have lots of illegals to help build the swamp.
I think it would be a fun place to take your children to or just to go to and relax, shoot a few rats, and paddle around in a canoe with your banjo.




just start one
You haven’t go a brother called Jethro, buy any chance, have you? A couple of married cousins maybe?
What a creative idea! Strange. . . but very different! Good luck with the swamp!
To expedite the formation of a swamp the exiting water must be stalled or spread out. Just have the illegals raise the exit point to a higher level, or close the exit point and place several small steams in place. You’ll have a swamp in less than a year!
with such macabre-scapes flowing out your mind. . . Wendsday. . . I, presume? hhmmm. . . . . . ?