…start over with Noah and his family. So…I guess God’s plan was a flop considering all the wickedness that continued on after the flood and exists to this day, right? And why did God have noah build a boat the size of a modern day cruise ship? I mean…he can create an entire world filled with living creatures, but He can’t build a boat?
“Adam C?!?” If flooding the Earth didn’t banish wickedness from the Earth, then why did he do it? How could God make that big a mistake?
“Pascol?!?” According to The Bible, God is a Sadist…he created Hell, and the first occupants of Hell were his first created beings who rebelled, and apparently he was powerless to stop it, but he had enough power to punish them? God kills, destroys cities, and causes all kinds of mayhem…why would I worship a Sadist?
“St. Mugg?!?” You are expressing an answer that indicates you don’t “have” an answer…
You are expressing an attitude that indicates you aren’t interested in a serious answer.
I think it was a flop because Noah went and got trashed straight afterwards.
Anyone with common sense can tell that a story like Noah’s ark is a fable and cannot be possible even under the most promising of situations.
Like a potter displeased with his work of clay, the Lord was displeased with His human souls and simply decided to start over with Noah.
Yes, evil still reigns but God also has a small group of faithful souls that will inherit heaven. For all the rest, eternal misery awaits.
God wanted Noah himself to build the ark. There is nothing wrong with that.
Most Mesopotamian cultures had flood stories. There likely was a great flood in that area, but Noah was likely a mythological fabrication. . . a fable, if you will. . . meant to teach an important spiritual idea for the Israelites–that God is omnipotent, but that he will never destroy humanity no matter how evil it becomes. Noah didn’t actually happen.
Joshua 24:15 GNB If you are not willing to serve him, decide today whom you will serve, the gods your ancestors worshiped in Mesopotamia or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are now living. As for my family and me, we will serve the LORD. ”
IT is your Choice bud!
so much for omnipotence. you think he would have gotten the whole creation thing right from the start. so much for omniscience, too.
Yes. God forgot all those cute little baby boss turds would breed!
God had Noah build the boat because He didn’t have a sharp saw on hand, and back then nails were as expensive as hell!
awww so cute. . two by two. . . .
God stuffs up quite a bit. . I have noticed
pleased he wasn’t my Dad. . heehee
My favorite bit is just after the ark lands when Noah–God’s chosen one–celebrates by getting piss drunk and naked and his son Ham giggles at him so Noah condemns, NOT Ham, but Ham’s son Canaan, to slavery. Apparently God thought that was perfectly fair, cuz instead of death by lightning bolt, Noah lived another 350 years.
Seriously if these were comic books–and people didn’t actually believe in them–they’d be kinda entertaining in a morbid sort of way =)
**** sneaks in-peeks in**** umm,wot Kat said. .
**** runs off****
i only remember the song,there were green alligators and long necked geese,some humpy back camels and chimpanz’s,wah wah,and no unicorn. . . etc
God concentates most of his time punishing his most hated of all the sinners & has precious little time for anyting else. It’s the back door bangers , the colon potters, God hates them so much & punises them all. .
With all the sadness in the world, it Just goes to show how disgustingly rife this perversion really is. The Wor
noah was prolly just being a pest and a pain in the butt ,
so god had to give him something to do to keep his asse busy.
idk. . maybe noah was just really good at reading the weather signs, or had a flood-phobia. and he didn’t want anybody to think he was craZy , so he told them it was god’s idea.
ppl blame a lot of shitte on ‘god’, when really ,
they are the ones responsible. ya know?
A lot of people out there saying that boat don’t float. . .
The First Epistle of Peter “Those saved by the Ark from the waters of the flood are said to be prefigure the salvation od Gods Elect through Baptism. ”
Each religion accounts for the passage of the Ark and Noah. It is found within the writings of the Catholic Church, GEN 6-9, and in the same scriptures of the Jewish Bible, The Mendacans, Yazidi, Bahai Faith and the Islamic Faith.
Interesting to note that the Islamic faith says; the flood was a sybolism of Noah being baptised and those who were not baptised parrished. That there was no actual flood, only the anointing by water.